i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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