Welp...herpes.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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