Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
