its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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