windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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