How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The ass gains better be worth it
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