I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
