Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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