I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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