Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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