I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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