im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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