So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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