That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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