I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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