Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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