Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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