i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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