dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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