lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i permit you to call me
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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