No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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