Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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