it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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