I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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