Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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