Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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