doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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