so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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