Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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