Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You're a waste of cheezeits
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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