my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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