he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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