ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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