Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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