Me too!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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