I'm jealous of your bromance
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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