Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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