I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This is my gift to your gina
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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