i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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