I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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