I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
high people should be assigned attendants
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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