You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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