i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
