Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I want to make a zoo with you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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