I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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