I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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