He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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