Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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