Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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