Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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