I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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