Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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