What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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